J.T.F Registration

Greetings friend, relative, or hopelessly lost/confused geriatric

Although jive-turkeys generally abhor forms (and the insipid, stultifying labors commensurate with their completion), the brief registration exercise below is regrettably necessitated by the following considerations:

JTF is NOT a "public" website (forum, blog, or portal). Although still early in the development process, it is envisioned as a customizable virtual-commons in which friends and family members might:
- share/exchange mundane anecdotes(i.e. shoot the shit)
- post/share images, video, etc. of novel or exhilarating experiences, joyous triumphs, strenuous exertions, audacious enterprises, and harrowing tribulations
- plan/coordinate parties, visits, vacations and the like
- remember and celebrate birthdays and anniversaries
- organize and digitize family geneological data
- arbitrate metaphysical disputes(i.e. shoot the shit after drinking too much)
- remember and honor deceased loved ones
Assuming you are jive-turkey material, we need a means of distinguishing you from your fellow turkeys.
Finally, the collection of some basic identifying information will enable the "development team" to make the site more fun and interactive (that is for anyone bored enough to frequent it).

First Name:

Last Name:

Date of Birth:

Please enter your desired username:

Enter a password:

Re-enter password:

E-mail address:

What was the maiden name of Jonathan's first wife?(Last name only)

How do you know of the curious creatures Lauren Ashley & Jonathan Lipchak?

Lauren and Johnny who???

Similar DNA (Please keep my secret...)

Friend of one Ms. Lauren Ashley

Friend of one Mr. JLip

Fan/admirer/groupie/non-violent stalker

A more committed stalker (won't take violence off the table)

Frenemy

Former cell-mate(G3)

Terms and Conditions:

All content published on this website is the exclusive property of Jonathan Lipchak, Lauren Ashley, and their friends and family.
Dissemination of site content within the public sphere(e.g FaceCrook, Instaspam, Musk OX, etc.) is expressly verboten(image/video content of children in particular).
Repeated and/or flagarant violations of this or any other term by a user will result in the application of sanctions ranging in severity from public shaming(think Scarlet Letter) to outright ostracism(think Coriolanus)
Data collected by site administrators will be used exclusively for website enhancement and will never be auctioned, lent, bartered, or disseminated at any time, for any purpose.

I agree to the terms and conditions.

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